Just to clarify I am not the American actor/stand up comedian.

 

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"Look, son! I built a time machine!" Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan. *dad pulls a gun* "Get in the fucking time machine."
— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf)
May 10, 2013

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If you’re listening at home kids, you just gotta do powerful blow. Helps you beat the angels.

Dan Harmon on his cocaine addiction DnD (Harmontown, Ep 102 ‘Sleepy Canyoneer)

(Source: fuckoregano)

I’m gonna write today.

I’m gonna write and I’m gonna draw.

I’m gonna.

I’m

gonna

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